2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh 1:What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Singh 2:Dont worry, I have one more. 38 minutes ago

Turst:Whse skeleton is dat?
Snta:Tipu's skeleton.
Turst:Who's dat smller skeleton next 2 it?
Snta:dat was Tipu's skeleton ven h ws child 40 minutes ago

Banta:U cheated me.
Shopkeeper:No,I sold a good radio to u.
Banta:Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio! 44 minutes ago

Sing:Wt is d nme of ur car?
Lady:I 4gt d nme,bt it strts wd "T".
Sing:Oe Kmaal ki gaddi h,Tea se strt hoti h,mri gaddi 2 PETROL se hoti h 48 minutes ago

Prof:Ch.symbl of Barium?
Sardr:BA

Prof:4 sodium?
Sardr:NA

Prof:Wht wll v gt if 1 atm of BA nd 2 atm of NA combined.

Srdr:BANANA.. 1 day ago

As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sw 3 days ago

One day Sant's Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. 3 days ago

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks,and die on your lips. 3 days ago

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi mai 7 days ago

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga 7 days ago

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
?
?
?
?
1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai. 7 days ago

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo 7 days ago

Snd Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mt Krna Kam Krna 13 days ago

n fizaO me TUM ho,
in hawaO me TUM ho,
in ghataO me TUM ho,
in baharO me TUM ho,
har jagah TUM ho,
TUM insaan ho YA...
Bhatakti AATMA 19 days ago